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Friday, June 13, 2014
She Wants To Marry A Ghost
tending my herb garden and hunting for new herbs in the jungle now days, I occasionally
receive queer requests around the clock even though I have sworn that I only
keep magic to myself. But it is at times difficult to refuse a visitor,
especially those people who have travelled a long distance to come to my place.
Fiona is a
local artist occasionally makes her appearance in TV programs. People who
follow local Chinese soap opera will recognize her. I will let you do the
detective job as to her real identity.
It was a
Sunday morning that I received a call from Fiona and the first thing she said
I want to get married; could you be my ‘matchmaker’ please?”
me may I ask? You have better source I am sure.” I replied a little agitated as
I thought it was some kind of prank.
and your friend, Lee asked me to contact you… May we talk face to face as it is
a long story? I am downstairs.”
least let I put on my pants first unless you want to marry me...”
minutes or so someone knocked on my door and I opened the door to find a lady
somehow familiar to me; naturally, she was Fiona.
I let Fiona
in and served her a cup of hot tea as well as making a cup for myself.
talking as if a jukebox while I had a sip of the hot tea:
I am still single and living with my mom. I
always see the shadow of a man appear beside me and at times, a voice telling
me that how it admires me and wanted to marry me… Strangely my mom didn’t see
or hear anything unusual.
Naturally as an artist, I couldn’t announce
this strange phenomenon to my colleagues so my first reaction was to consult a
psychiatrist friend and the good doc didn’t find anything abnormal with me
physically and mentally.
I have kept this secret for years as I am
afraid that people would think I wanted free publicities and on the other hand,
I hate to make my old mom scared…
Frankly, I am helpless deep inside me until a
week ago I met Lee who can see ghosts. Lee suddenly called me from behind and
as I halted and turned my head, he said to me:
“Fiona, you have an invisible admirer! Hahaha…”
I felt strange and kept turning my head left
and right, to find out the ‘invisible admirer’…
“You certainly won’t see him as he is ‘invisible’…”
Lee continued and veered at me in a queer manner.
“Be serious! I already have goose bumps all
over my body…”
“He is certainly not human for sure… perhaps I
should rephrase it to a Casanova spirit as it is more precise… Hahaha…” Lee
continued to burst into laughter.
just scared me… teach me what to do!” I was a little agitated by Lee’s
“You can ‘marry’ with the Casanova if you like…
Hahaha…” There was another annoying laughter from Lee.
“No worries, you just contact this number and
tell Mr. Liew that I gave you the number and he will teach you how…”
So, here I want to ‘marry’ a spirit and you
will be the match maker!
for a while and said there is indeed a way:
“First, purchase two paper manikins, a paper
car, and house complete with appliances and maids. Not forgetting some amount
of hell notes and joss papers. Also prepare some food offerings and go to a
temple nearby to ask the god/goddess as a witness. After that just burn the
paper artwork and your problems will be over in a jiffy!”
followed my instructions faithfully and two weeks later she sent me a red
packet with a note:
The shadow troubles me no more and I can live peacefully from now onwards.”
if you have the same problem as Fiona, just try the above method and your
troubles would be gone too I believed.