没待我开口她就说：“刘师傅，我要拆你的招牌！你算命不準！”
我丈二金刚摸不着脑袋就问：“莉莉小姐，怎麽啦？”
莉莉说：“你说我去年会有缘分，结果没有！”
我看了看她的八字：“怎么没缘分！？你的流年里有啊！”
莉莉想了想，就开始了她近乎于两小时不停的诉苦：“哎呀！我想起朋友介绍的香港陈医生。就在去年吧，朋友介绍陈医生给我相亲。我们看了还合眼缘所以就交往了。陈医生说他是住家男人，婚后要与母亲住在香港。我是不介意搬到香港去的因为陈医生的那栋楼是蛮大的。交往几个月期间，陈医生会在夜间打电话给我。
你是知道我的工作啦。。。每天要陪老板工作和应酬，有时回到家已经是12时了。为了不打扰工作，我通常是关机的。陈医生开始不耐烦了，就在一次的电号中和我大吵大闹和提出分手。
为了挽救这段感情，刘师傅；我就特地请假飞到香港去和他谈判。结果他一见到我就说他妈已经介绍一个女友给他认识。叫我不要再找他了。
我很不服气，就在朋友圈子散播陈医生的谣言，说他无能。。。等等。“
莉莉一下子就不停的讲了两个小时许，我看了看墙上的挂钟；不得不打断她：”得了，是你自己搞砸了这段姻缘，还要中伤人家。再不收手，你会惹是非的！“
说着就半推半送的说：”你看钱比看老公还紧，赶紧赚钱吧！我无能为力了！“
莉莉的八字是硬得比石头还要硬的，不信？
丙 庚 丁 甲
子 戌 卯 寅
从莉莉的八字看来，她30岁前是难有成就的。这女人无事喜欢找人麻烦，同时又很容易应为感情受到伤害。这是一个你一旦得罪了她，她就会千方百计地要整死你。所以说这种女人我看了就怕怕哦！
I have problems with secretaries from multinational companies as most of them are high and mighty in the company.
One day a lady secretary by the name Lily came to me with tears and condemned me for not able to give her an accurate predictions on her love affairs.
I was quite sure that Lily had the possibility of encountering her soul mates according to her astrology readings. So I told Lily: "See, your love life should begin last year!"
On hearing my words, Lily started her more than 2 hours story: "I met with Dr. Chan in Hong Kong and we quickly fell in love. We continued our relationships for a few months thereafter. Dr. Chan used to call me at night after his work.
As you know, I have to take care of my boss's daily schedule and also entertain him after working hours. Normally by the time I returned home it was way past midnight. In order not to disturb my boss, I would switch off my phone when he is around.
Gradually Dr. Chan lost his cool and we quarreled over the phone. I took emergency leave and flew to Hong Kong in order to save the relationship. Sadly, Dr. Chan claimed that he already had a girlfriend and declined to continue our relationships.
After we broke up, I spread rumors about that idiot Dr. Chan being impotent and etc."
I interrupted Lily's story as it was late, I told Lily: "I can't help you. Go and haunt someone else!"
According to Lily's astrology reading, she is a very difficult person and she will find faults and hurt anyone who inadvertently offended her. While hurting others, Lily also hurt herself badly. Since she is such a stubborn and difficult person, I will not approach her at all circumstances. So I can only wish her best of luck in her true soul mate quest.
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