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Monday, January 19, 2015
English No Can Do In Bitch Hotel (星式魔鬼旅店)
In case you
wondered where did I disappeared to during these few days…
nation is celebrating its 50th anniversary and my bro and I happily
went to feel the atmosphere of this joyful occasion. Due to the fact that we
didn’t want to disturb our local friends, my bro booked a room in Bitch Hotel
for a two nights and three days stay. So we happily checked in the Bitch Hotel
in the afternoon on the 17th January.
went on smoothly until the next morning when we were about to go out to meet
our friends. Then an Indian housekeeping lady came and asked us:
you checking out today?”
Tomorrow, 19th January.”
returned at night at 10PM or so, we found our room 5015 was already taken by
someone, so we went to the receptionist. To our surprised to find all our
belongings including the worn underwear were chucked along the corridor…
the Chinese receptionist lady:
what happened to our room 5015?”
the Indian lady said you want to check out…”
I was a
little irritated and replied:
“No. I didn’t
say that. Whoever she is, just fire her…”
aunty switched the topic:
booked until today, 19th January…”
At this point,
one of our friens barged in:
aunty, today is only 18th January lo!”
passed the aunty the room booking record…)
aunty kept silence and slipped the printout several times and said finally and
You are right… but your room is taken by Angmo (White), I can only ‘move’ you
to another hotel… (apparently this lady is a little discriminate between Asian
I said, “Okay.
(Everyone was tired after a long day so no choice)
So we moved
to another Bitch XX hotel which is more than 50% smaller, the hotel people
said: “At least it is near the window!”
just shook their heads…
are celebrating the 50th anniversary, it is very difficult to
imagine that any hotel housekeepers and receptionists cannot read and
understand simple English for:
housekeeping lady cannot understand simple NO.
receptionist cannot read the hotel booking records.
receptionist cannot remember what date it was on a particular day.
to wonder: what good is it to talk about rocket sciences if the attitude of the people of a place is such as that of those people working in Bitch Hotel? And that wouldn't it best to at least look into rectifying such problems before moving another 50 years down the road?
If you are
not an Angmo, then just pray that you will not meet this type of Bitch Hotel…
don’t mind your worn underwear being displayed in corridors beside the
receptionist desk :D!