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Monday, April 8, 2013
Relax! It’s Only Feng Shui
ago, my pal Mr. Kenny suspected his wife, Jenny was the victim of a love magic
done by her boss as Jenny was many times late to return from her work.
According to Kenny, this condition has persisted for around 4 years.
assumption in mind, he went to consult several mediums and got the same
conclusion that it was indeed the working of love magic. Somehow he ended up at
the front of my office. More so was that my fee was the lowest amongst all of
the masters around.
was allowed into my office, he started his story from the beginning of their
romance until their relationships turned sour. I just wondered how time flies
as it was already passed 3 hours since Kenny told his story as my intuition
told me to look at my watch.
pleases could you hold your horses for now?”
“… And why’s
assuming that Jenny was under a spell… but this is the first time I hear the
case that a boss has put a spell onto his subordinate. It is pretty unlikely to
have a person do that in the same company… We still have an hour before traffic
jam; let’s go to your house to investigate shall we?”
see why not. Perhaps we can chat over the dinner.”
shrugged and put forward his suggestion. I really dislike long conversations
but equally eager to find out the root cause of Kenny’s problem. So I took out
my Feng Shui compass and out we went to Kenny’s house.
place, I took the house direction and did a walkthrough inside and outside of
Kenny’s semi-detach bungalow. It took me only 10 minutes for the site
investigation. So I said to Kenny: “Okay. Let’s go. I’m done.”
must be joking!! I thought you should at least light some candles and do some
incantations…Don’t they all do that?”
I turn my
head and look at Kenny’s astonishing face; then I spoke in slumber: “Relax! It’s
only a Feng Shui matter… Your main door and bedroom door are facing south, Yin stars congregated at your door step no wonder
Jenny is having an affair!”
should I do? How much it cost?”
formulae and it only cost you $2, it is that simple. But the dinner will cost $100 and I wouldn't want to settle for less. Hahaha...”
or not, Kenny and Jenny are now living happily ever after.