Many Malaysian and Singaporean men are extremely lustful yet stingy as I have found out during the days of self-proclaimed master-ship. They would pay me $10 for consultation but spent $1,000 a month on Chinese social escorts whom they only met once. You would also be surprised to know that these lustful men later came to me and complaint of wasted thousands of dollars and get nothing.
When men failed to satisfy their lust, they would find whatever means to achieve their goal. After all of the physical means are exhausted, the desire burning men then sought the help of magic. This is when these folks showed themselves in front of my place...
Among all of those love charms, the most sought after one is the so-called 'nam man prai' or 'corpse oil'. Real corpse oil is difficult to get, most of those in the market ones are far from genuine.
I knew one master who simply added some dust collected from his floor to some sesame or coconut oil and proclaimed the oil as 'corpse oil'. Of course I didn't do anything like that but to get those oils from ordinary amulet sellers. At least I could push the responsibility to the other end.
A top grade corpse oil once could be sold for $800 or so. The best way to sell these corpse oils are through actual demonstrations to those potential customers.
Amongst my frequent customers were social escorts from the Southeast Asia regions, so in order to 'make' the corpse oil to look powerful; I would arrange these social escorts in some role plays.
It is certainly difficult to sell a small bottle of oil without having to demonstrate its power. So the best way to make a person know if the oil works is to ask a beautiful social escort pretended to walk by, and then this seemingly innocent lady is smeared with the oil.
And in a jiffy, the stranger lady became very hot and became intimate with the spell caster. I don't have to complete the story as you can let your imagination run wild.
In cooperating with these social escorts, both parties got what they wanted: I sold the oil and the social escorts got their fair share of business.
Of course, after 2 more tries; the power of corpse oil would expire and those men would come and complaint. At this point, I would ask: "Didn't you enjoy time with those ladies?"
I had proved my oil worked and it is the buyer's bad luck to make the power of the oil void. So, if those lustful men wanted to enjoy more, they would need to fork out money for extra power oils... or ultra rare Phra Ngan statue with a hefty price tag of course.
Don't be angry as those were the tricks of those master making a living. Of course, after what I have said and if people still buying; it is merely the power of those amulets over my words!
If you want real corpse oil, stop asking but bring me the ingredients first! Ha! Ha! Ha!
In case you are not aware, there are many new generations of money magic rituals that are many folds powerful than the traditional money magic!
Now you don't need to chant and pray for 10,000 times and fast for 100 days! What you need is a computer and some programming skills; and in a jisto you can fish millions or billions of dollars into your own account.
Do you think I am joking? Read on please...
Below rituals are extremely powerful, you might feel dizzy by skimming over them; but that is normal. Just take a sip of water and close your eyes, then all shall be fine.
1. The money pyramid magic
What you need to do is to gather your boss, friends and relatives and persuade them to invest into your XYZ Money Grower Scheme which can provide a return-on-investment of 20% per month. As more people joined in, you must pay the first batch as promised. Only then more people will join.
When you think you have fished enough of cash, then you can pass on the message that your investment was not successful and all money has gone, or simply your account is hacked and the money is gone.
I assure you that 90% of the people will not lodge a police report as the source of their money is of question too. This is called 'double crossed' (黑吃黑).
2. Any-thing-goes investment magic
Of course in this type of investment can involve in just about anything: gold, beauty products, tropical fishes etc.
The key is just to lure as many investors to invest in your scheme. For best effect, you must pay some celebrities or famous person to do the advertising.
This Any-thing-goes magic is not as powerful as the first ritual however.
3. The love-in-the-air magic
There are many rich aunties and uncles who are longed for handsome partners.
So, in order to cast this magic, you only need to find some handsome movie star faces and approach those lonely heart folks in the net and make friends with them.
Once you feel the time is right, then start asking money from those lonely heart ones and you will not be disappointed!
4. The telephone for money magic (TFM)
This magic works very simply. You can call your boss and tell him that his account is hacked and he must transfer all of his money into your own account for safe keeping.
This ritual works best if you boss has never pay taxes!
Of course, I have not exhausted my list on those extremely powerful money magic rituals. Just heads up though, please don't try them in China or the penalty is death for illegal eliciting money! You are warned. For the rest of the world, you only need to sit in jail for a few years over million or billion of dollars. Just think about it!
Paper house I refer to here is meant to be an offering to the death. It is a Chinese custom to burn paper houses and manikins to the deceased so that they too can live comfortably in the underworld.
Please withhold your scornful remarks and dismiss such custom as superstitious and hear my side of the stories first:
The first story came from a relative, Ann.
A few years ago, Ann's relative ordered a paper house to be burnt to her late father.
The paper house was first blessed by a Taoist and after some rounds of chanting, it was brought to the front of the old man's grave and burnt.
On that night, Ann's relative dreamed her pa came to her complaining that new house she gave to him were having 'roof leak'.
During breakfast next morning, this relative related her dream to her big brother and surprisingly; he too had the same dream...
Both of the brother and sister decided to return to their old man's grave to investigate. To the astonishment of both of them, they found a corner of the paper house roof wasn't burnt completely perhaps due to wetness.
After some discussions, Ann's relatives decided to buy another house for their beloved pa. This time, they made sure that everything was burnt before leaving.
This time, their old man didn't give them any dreams. Perhaps the deceased can finally RIP.
The second story was told to me by a friend, Eric.
When Eric's mom passed away, he ordered a large paper mansion for her.
During the dead ceremony, while the Taoist was chanting; Eric's 5 year old son was playing with his cousins. Accidentally, the child rammed into the paper mansion placed beside the main altar and broke a corner of the mansion.
Everyone thought it was okay and the mansion was subsequently burnt under the supervision of the taoit-in-charge.
On the same night, Eric dreamed of his late mom came to him and asked: "Why did you give me a broken house? It is now leaking!"
The dream made Eric awoke in the middle of the night and he couldn't sleep further. He waited until morning and told the story to his siblings.
They decided to make another bigger mansion for their mom. None of them received any complaints ever since.
Do you believe in ghosts?
Personally speaking, I have not witness any really serious spirit or demonic possession cases within 30 years of my magic exploration.
Spirits are residual form of energy that can attach to the aura of a person and causing mild fever, drowsiness or even vomiting. That is all about most cases of genuine spirit possession that I have seen so far. The above mentioned type of spirit possession can be cured by consuming blessed holy water or taking flower bath once or twice.
The forms of spirit possessions as depicted in the movies maybe done consciously or unconsciously. I have seen both cases of man-made possessions:
If you would ask who on this earth would fake a spirit possession case? Then, you may be surprised to learn that people especially the weak ones would fake possession to attract attention, sympathy, company and financial help.
When the possession is fake, then the more exorcism ritual done; the more dramatic the condition of the person to be possessed becomes. Let me tell you a real story:
About a decade ago, I was told by my friend that a lady known as May was possessed by 10 demonic entities. He later brought me to the lady's place to see if I could help. When we arrived at the possessed May's place, there was already a group of church members singing hyms and praised the Lord to cast out demonic forces within the said lady.
My pal and I didn't want to interrupt. So we just stoodby and watch. May was seen sitting in a chair with her limbs held fast by four persons while a lady stood in front of May pressing her right hand on May's head.
The lady shouted out loud: "In the name of our Lord, speak out your name!"
"Eeer... XYZ, SOP, ABC..."
May continued to struggle virgously and screamed in agony...
And after another rounds of prayer, the lead lady told May's father that the demons inside May were too strong to be cast out that round, they would return to hold another round of prayer one week later.
Just at this time, my eyes inadvertently veered at May's face and found her face showed a sense of peace and relaxed, which was a total contradiction to her appearance just a few seconds ago. Then I saw many presents, foods and clothing supposedly brought by those church members to help May and her father.
After the crowd left, my pal introduced me to May's father and boasted about my ability. As my pal was talking, May's face suddenly became distorted again. Moan and groan was heard came out from May's throat.
So both gentlemen stopped talking and looked at me expecting me to perform miracles. At this point, I thought something wasn't quite right with May. So I decided to play a trick:
Me: "Who are you?"
May: "XYZ... I wanna kill you!"
Me: "Why kill me? Demons like to make love... Let's take off our clothes and make love together..."
*Slapped*
Suddenly May gave me a slap that almost hit my face. Her face flushed and turned red.
Almost immediately the one who stood in front of me became a shy lady once more!
"Gotcha!" I burst out in laughter and pushed my astonished friend out of May's house.
Of course, if the person is having a history of mental depression or hallucination or drug taking; then proper professional help should be sought seriously speaking.
In fact, nothing in this world is free.
Many people contacted me to get 'free' rituals and instructions but they are not aware that there are hidden costs to pay. The hidden costs do not necessarily in monetary terms. They could be an extra efforts that the so-called magicians must take to get what they wished for, or even life or death matters.
We often come across stories where people made a pact with the devil and they had to sacrifice something they valued most to the devil. Perhaps there is a moral to these types of stories too.
I am not joking, let's take my own example and you will see...
About 20 years ago, I asked for a girl friend and 20 years later; I have a Japanese girl friend. There is one catch however: This Japanese lady does not speak Chinese or English, and I don't speak Japanese for sure.
So, for the past 6 months or so, I spent a lot of money and effort to learn Japanese. And, learning Japanese in Penang is a headache problem: There is just one Japanese conversation class active and one basic class costs around MYR500!
As of to date, I have spent thousands of dollars and with the help of my girl; I managed to understand the basic of Japanese language.
That is not the end of the story folks!
If we are to get together, then I must think of moving to Japan to stay with her there. That will be another huge task indeed. I still don't know how to solve this seemingly unsolvable equation as yet. So, I would pray and let it be in the good hands of magic and face whatever consequences.
Coming back to the costs I must bear: money spent over 20 years of rampant try on girls plus the fees on Japanese language and the costs of living in Japan! So, who says magic is 'free'?
For those folks wanting 'free' magic, please think twice before embarking into asking a 'favor' from magic.
If you are rich enough and you want to see your money gone in a jiffy, then there are many ways:
The first is to invest in so-called 'money games' which is some sort of a pyramid style scam that promises investors a 20% return on investment every month for example. Even though the authority has warned unwary investors, people still throw in billion of dollars every year.
Then what I want to talk about is putting too much magic efforts in your daily business operations and just day dream.
I used to have a caller who liked to talk over the phone for hours almost every day. Of course, it was fun at first but there just weren't enough magical materials to talk about after a while and such phone call became nuisances.
This caller of mine is Gary who owned a fast food restaurant and a boutique. Gary liked to asked for magic rituals to boost his businesses. According to him, he has collected many Thai amulets and statues but the business was not improving.
So, Gary wanted more powerful rituals from me.
I suggested to Gary to set up an altar for 5 legionnaire armies and he did. The business improved for a while and then Gary felt bored and he stopped calling me for a while.
A few months later, Gary started to call me again. This time he complaint about bad businesses and severe competitions.
Upon rounds of interrogations, I found that Gary's worker who mastered his cooking technique opened another fast food stall just across the street. Unfortunately speaking, this worker sold the same item as Gary's with even lower prices. No wonder Gary's business was affected.
Gary called me again and I audited his premises, and suggested to him to make some improvements.
A few months later, Gary called me again and said his business has picked up but not for long.
Again, we engaged in a rather long conversation. From this conversation, I learnt of Gary's real problem: the items he sold were just too ordinary. With intense competitions in Penang, food and beverages businesses must consistently make changes to lure new customers in order to survive.
I told Gary my suggestions and I didn't heard of him for one year.
One year later, Gary told me that he has consulted many masters in Thailand and Vietnam but of no avail.
Now, he was in debt and his wife had to borrow money from her old acquaintance one way or another... *_*!
I have not heard of Gary for a long time now and I hate to ask him.
The moral of Gary's case is that a business owner must get his/her hands dirty and run his/her business; any other means are merely supplementary.
To some sorcerers' horror, Mr. Liew has returned from the grave and to haunt them again!
I have heard many rumors of myself being blown out by black magic or cast to hell for good. Of course, I am well and alive for now at least.
Now that I am being resurrected, let me just put a few things straight and in view of still many emails:
1. I stop writing about magic because I am bored with magic.
2. My lady friend does not like magical things.
3. Magic does not work if people just sit tight and talk about it.
4. I don't respond to mails from strangers anymore because once started, this will be a never ending process.
5. Nothing is free.
What I have not done as before, was to shut down MagicSEA. Maybe I need to think of this option starting now.
My views of magic and spirits:
1. Magic is only a means to cast a future 'hope' and we must still do the dirty job.
2. Ghosts and demons are only residual energies. The most they can do is to make noises.
3. Magic items such as pearls and oils don't work... They just boost the users' own ego.
4. Spirit possessions are mainly mental hellucinations and depressions.
Just a few words of advice:
Please don't engage in magic if you have not started. If you have plunged too deep in magic, get out while you can or die in despairs. There is no return on investing in magic practices.
