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Monday, October 22, 2012
Office Politics Offensive Rituals
If you are
working in a company, be it in a family business or a so called multi-national
company then chances that you will be back stabbed, cursed at, swear at
physically and even mentally is part and parcel of your work.This is more so if you have managed to climb
up to the top level of the corporate ladder to a position to be called a
say that this is a free world and people can do what they like; the person who
is attacked will be hurt mentally and physically. In long run this condition will
lead to stress and low morale issues. What transpires next is that work
efficiency will drop and more confrontation within the company. If unchecked
still, then someone in the company will resign. The replacement of this person
will start his or her office politic all over again.
confrontation only invites quarrel, hot temper or even physical retaliation.
Someone may resort to the indirect method such as magic spells in fear of
retaliation or retribution from his or her enemies.
So you want to fight fire with fire, an eye for an eye?
Okay. Below are
two simple offensive rituals for your survival as office workers:
Banishing Troublemakers (防小人)
the above talisman on a piece of red paper.
your finger to trace the lines while reciting:
verticals and five horizontals, I am working. Whoever steals from me dies,
whoever intends to destroy me parishes!”
that put a pair of scissors with open mouth on the completed talisman implying
you is cutting away your problems away; the mouth of the scissors must not
point towards you.
Destroying Gossips (滅是非)
the talisman on the right as shown on your left palm and say:
there are any strong and bold who do not yield to me, thunder destroys without
your left palm into fist and release the palm towards a window or over the
picture of the troublemaker while imagining the troublemaker is struck by
thunder and lightning.
other hand, if you are yourself a troublemaker and gossip spreader, then don’t
be surprised that you are attacked: magically or physically alike.