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Friday, October 19, 2012
Your Penis Is In My Bag!!
Hmm... Transfering a penis to a cat?? No it is just a Palakit!
Mr. Chong has a contract to clear forest near Pontianak, Borneo. So he travels
frequently between Penang and Pontianak. Mr. Chong is a good man; his only
fallacy is that he likes to flirt around with women. Well, all went well so far
in Penang; so he thought of repeating his hobby in Pontianak as he told me.
taking care of his logging and forest clearing activities, there were not many
entertainments around. But cunning Mr. Chong has found a beautiful target; a
young and beautiful Dayak maiden. So he utilized all his energy to tackle this
Dayak girl. As Chong has wished, they started to become friends.
One day the
Dayak girl invited Chong to visit the Dayak long house. So the story goes,
after the dinner; the girl’s father took out a black bag and he opened the bag
and showed its content to Chong: It was Chong’s own penis inside the bag! Chong
immediately touch his pubic place and found his penis was no more there :D
was given two chances:
marry with the girl and stay in the long house.
leave the girl alone.
Chong already married with two cute kids, he obediently leaves the girl and
Pontianak for good.
I was told
that this type of magic is not specific to Dayak tribe alone, other tribes such
as that of the aborigines in Peninsula Malaysia and the Taoist Mao Shan sect
also has one form of this type of magic or another. In Taoist magic, this type
of magic is called “transferring method” or “寄法” in Chinese. If fact, Mr. Chong’s penis can
also be transferred to his head, a piece of wood or on the door so to speak.
thought, this is a very good magic for ladies to teach men a lesson men will
not forget! So hate me men! Hahaha.