An assortment of precious stones used in New Age Chakra cleaning ritual.
I was
fortunate enough to make my way to Kaoshiong, Taiwan to visit an old school
mate. So happened that he has an appointment with a new age psychic lady and to
save his travelling time; I agreed to tag along. Well, basically I was just
nosy; not that I have any interests in new age stuffs.
Okay. After
travelling on my pal’s scooter for an hour or so through heavy traffics, we were
at the door step of the new age lady’s service center and greeted by her. My
pal was supposed to go in first but since this lady said that I also had some
serious “spiritual” problems; so I also go into the lady’s office with my pal.
Now that we
were comfortably seated, the lady took out a piece of cardboard printed on it
her services. According to the psychic that in order for her treatment to be effective,
we must follow a 10 course treatments. Or as the psychic called "The New Age Spirit Rejuvenating Spa (added with a TM)":
·
An
all rounded Astrology and Tarot card reading. (NTD5000)
·
Attunement
and cleaning of the 7 Chakras using precious stones. (NTD5000)
·
Reiki
(NTD10,000)
·
Prosperity
and tea of fading love (NTD1000 each)
·
Lucky
numbers pick (NTD1000)
·
Clearing
obstacle clearance (NTD5000)
·
Power
stones (Price varies)
·
Karma
clearance
o
X-Man
transformation (NTD5000)
o
Beauty
program (NTD5000)
o
Richman
program (NTD5000)
·
New
age Feng Shui (NTD10,000 per visit)
·
Contacting
your spirit guide (NTD5000)
o
The
Taoist System
o
The
Angelic System
I pondered
for a while and figured that it would cost around NTD60,000++ (around
USD2000++) for one person to take a full treatment course. It was kind of hard
for me to pull out such a sum of money, so I told the lady I would skip her
kind offer even though the psychic repeatedly said that I have many evil spirits
followed me … And why not? I know better: those were my personal guardians!
Hahaha.
So, what do
you think? Are you willing to spend USD2000 for the treatment as my pal did? To tell you the truth, I still have major headache by merely recalling
the psychic’s price list J.
Worst thing is that most of these New Age crap is just fake and have no foundation in actual and authentic spiritual insights. If you for 2000USD really can get all the stuff that this person had promised it would have been worth it, but better to pay an actual whore instead of a "spiritual" one for then you at least get a Happy ending instead of the unhappy ending of being ripped off that these new age clowns give people ;)
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